Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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