I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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