Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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