I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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