We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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