Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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