some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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