i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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