You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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