Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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