I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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