On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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