I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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