I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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