wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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