I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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