I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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