Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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