I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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