what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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