She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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