Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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