The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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