I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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