Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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