found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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