Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Randomize