I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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