I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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