Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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