After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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