I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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