Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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