the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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