Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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