Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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