After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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