Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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You. Win. At. Life.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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