She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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