hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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