Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I licked your asshole in confidence.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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