He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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