Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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