Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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