Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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