just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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