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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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