how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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