still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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