Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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