flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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