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fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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